Haha really funny post but exactly too close from reality this will always happened with me and also my friend when we hold coins stable, if we wanna buy coins go in pump and in last we wanna sell coins going down and make us feeling sad ...
You're right It's too close the reality.
Several time I have the same condition.
It will always happen in crypto currency, because crypto is unpredictable.
TBH I have sold BTC, ETH, BNB at last year's, then the price has big pump. It's annoyed.
But that's the fact.