This is much like Lisa Simpson's anti-tiger stone.
So, how about this down to earth scenario:
1. Buyer arrives in a foreign land and can no longer connect to the internet.
2. Buyer needs to make payment for the food.
3. Seller’s point of sale device wants to accept payment and has an internet connection.
4. Seller opens a hot spot and the buyer gets internet for its smartphone
5. Seller’s point of sale device receives the payment and seller provides food.
6. Buyer eats.
They are seriously investing an insane amount of time and energy trying to fix 0.0001% of situations, the chances of not having internet, having only bitcoins available, the seller having internet and not giving you 10-second access are about 1000 slimmer than your node back home restarting or crashing or our internet shutting down which would make all this scheme useless.