So, I fumbled the $BERA airdrop no testnet, no free money, just pure regret. Meanwhile, my cousin, who barely knows what a blockchain is, wakes up to $25K in free BERA and now expects me to be his personal chart analyst.
“Bro, should I sell?”
“Is this a bull flag?”
“Where’s support?”
Sir, I’m just here Googling what RSI means.
Then came the launch $15 to $6.5 faster than my hopes and dreams. Now it’s back at $8+, and I’m just refreshing charts, whispering “please go lower” so I can at least buy something.
Moral of the story? Testnet participation is not a joke. I’ll be back for the next one… but until then, I’ll just keep pretending I’m happy for everyone else. 😭