Ethereum is doing everything right, network upgrades, institutional adoption, billionaires and even entire countries stacking it like gold… and yet, we’re still stuck below $5K. Someone make it make sense.
Scrolling through X today, I saw some wild headlines. North Korea just announced a $1.5 BILLION ETH reserve. A whole country is hoarding Ethereum like it’s a strategic asset. Then there’s Trump, who now owns over $500M in ETH. The same guy who used to call crypto a scam is suddenly a whale. What does he know that we don’t?
Meanwhile, Bybit got hacked and the Lazarus Group is moving ETH through Chainflip to swap it for BTC. But here’s where it gets crazy, Vitalik and the ETH Foundation might actually vote on a chain rollback to delete the stolen ETH from circulation. Imagine pulling off a heist, only for Ethereum to hit the “undo” button on your whole operation.
And through all this, ETH still won’t break $5K. ETF rumors are heating up, institutions are buying, price targets are calling for $9K, and yet ETH moves like it’s waiting for permission. Are whales keeping it down to accumulate more? Is the market just trolling us at this point?
All I know is, the big players aren’t hesitating. They’re stacking. And me? Yeah, I definitely don’t have enough ETH, I need to find a way to stack more before this ship sails. that’s a problem.