Alright, buckle up buttercup, because the whales are making waves with their pronouncements and those fresh US tax rules! Now, I'm not saying Trump's playing puppet master with the financial markets, but maybe he's just trying to give China the cold shoulder and nudge the Fed to chill out with those interest rates.
The crystal ball is still a bit foggy, you know? We could be moonbound in the next few weeks with a glorious uptrend, or we might be staring down the barrel of a downtrend. Me? I'm not in the prediction game. I just dance with the market's moves to keep my dollars safe and maybe snag a little profit along the way in this wild crypto rodeo!