Market’s been brutal lately. Portfolio’s down bad, trades aren’t hitting, and bills still don’t care. I’ve been looking for anything that might squeeze a little upside doesn’t even have to make sense at this point.
So yeah, I was broke, half-asleep, scrolling through pump.fun like a degenerate (we’ve all been there), and I came across this coin called Retard Finder Coin. Actual name. I wish I was joking.
Figured it was just another meme with an offensive title and zero chance of surviving but I clicked in. No taxes, no airdrops, no BS roadmap. Fixed supply, launched raw, apparently tied to that unfiltered “I Find Retards” account on X.
What’s weird is… it doesn’t really feel like a rug. No overproduced trailer, no dev LARPing as Satoshi’s nephew. Just chaos, and it hasn’t imploded yet. I tossed in what little dust I had left, mostly just hoping for lunch money next week.
Not saying it’s smart. Probably isn’t. But anyone else seen this or did I just throw my last $12 into a hole?